Forget "Snakes On A Plane"
Think "Opossum On A Porch." Well, I don't quite have a porch, but there is a front staircase and I like the alliteration. Also, the opossum that I saw was not growling at me like the one in this Wikipedia picture, but I was still freaked out.
Last night, I had a very exciting night doing laundry. Outside of my house, there are two big bushes, one on each side of the stairs. There are a bunch of trees in the back and I guess some little creatures find it quite habitable.
As I was leaving my house, I looked down and saw a little pig snout face looking up at me. I quickly looked away, so it wouldn't think I was trying to confront it and attack me. I had this happen to me some years ago in a parking garage with a raccoon. It didn't attack me, but I saw it and we kind of locked eyes and I thought it was going to kill me, so I kind of looked away while backing up slowly.
Anyway, I hurried to my car and hoped it wouldn't follow. When I backed my car out of the driveway, I aimed my headlights at the stairs and hoped the light would frighten it. It did not. It continued sitting on the side of the stairs! Luckily it was gone when I came back. Geesh!
Comments
plz ! It is harmless, leave it to me.
I have one, I need a pair. Is that male or female .LOL
jac - You can have the little critter! Luckily he did not make another appearance when I came home this evening.
mosilager - I am so glad it wasn't a skunk! That would have been truly horrible.
kuan gung - They are so bizarre looking! Well, I'm certainly not going to trap it, so I guess I should be okay. : )
You could leave out a bowl of cheap wine for the little rascal and hopefully he will get to drunk to remember his way back (lol).
Seriously, I hope it never shows up again. Have a good day.
Happy Sipping!
Dezel
With total blindness and helplessness , it will dance to your tune.
If you don't have a maid, you can even use it as one.
jac - I'm sure that will work out really well for me, especially the butter on the eye! OMG! LOL!
starry nights - They fight??!!
thomas - I don't have anything against opossums in general. I just don't want to see it again. Ever!!!